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4/14/2001 04:00:00 PM
It's worse than I thought...

Ok, I was creeped out by someone finding me through a google search, but what I didn't realize is that 6%(!) of all people who visit this site are referred here by ALTAVISTA queries. I don't know if the computer they use is messed up and thinks that after someone finishes pullin' off to porn found under the search term "Teen asian slut watersports" that their following visit to my website means they are "referred" here or what. It wouldn't seem to make sense to me. I mean of course it makes sense to read my entertaining witticisms after masturbation, but how would that count as being "referred"? All I know is, if you're someone who found my website through any sort of search engine, let me know How you found it, and what search terms were used. It boggles my minds!

Feelin' down and cleanin' up

I've still got that damned sore throat from yesterday. I'm sortof tired today even though I slept for 3 hours, 3 hours and 4 hours. You see, last night someone double-parked their car and left it there so the person who was stuck in his parking spot decided he'd find the culprit by honking his horn alot for 45 minutes straight. Actually he would stop for up to 2 minutes once in a while and as slumber tried to peek it's cute little head up from under the bed it would start again. It was real sucky. Then Kevin's Alarm started going off at 7:45 AM, so I got up for that too. But in the end, I still ought to feel better than I do. I spent all afternoon scrubbing away 1.7 years worth of mildew from the ceiling of the bathroom. I ended up getting a lot of the paint too, but it still looks a heck of a lot better if I do say so myself. I think I've violated some of the rules of an interesting blog with this update, but maybe I'm just trying to attract more Altavita-searchers who are looking for the terms "mildew", "horn", and "Teen asian slut watersports" .

One more crazy tidbit. about 5% of the people who view this site use Linux. Wha!?!?! If you use linux, write me. I want to know all about you.

4/13/2001 11:17:00 PM
Race against time!

I've got a whole lot to type about, but not a whole lot of time. I've just taken some "Nite-Time", a Nyquil equivalent, and so I'm minutes away from incoherent drowsiness. Let's start with the explanation for that. I woke up today with a sore throat and it's gotten steadily worse over the course of the day. I've been feeling a little run-down lately anyhow, but I blamed my listlessness on being unemployed. Now I find I'm legitimately sick, but still unemployedso I can't do anything about it so far as doctors go. I'll be alright though, I promise you like a dying father in a movie promises his kid he'll be alright. Anyways, I'm rambling, and that spells death for a blog so I'll move to a bullet-ed key-points version of this before I go sleepytime crazy.

Act II: The Pur-Chase

Haha, that title blows, but here's the scoop. I bought two things today. One was a Pixies b-sides compilation, which is great as could be imagined, the other was a quarterly literary/art collection called "Timothy McSweeney's" or something to that effect. It's got a bunch of stories and pictures in it, and accompanying it is a 44 song CD whose tracks are meant to accompany each piece in the book. 37 of the songs are by They Might Be Giants, and since they're making the songs to accompany art it gets experimental in a good way. Maybe I'll tell you which parts I really like once I get a chance to listen to it all the way through. TMBG also wrote the theme to the supposedly horrible "The Oblongs" TV-Show on the WB, which means that they wrote themes for two of the 5 network shows which are on at 8:30pm on sunday. theymightbegiants.com talks about it and it is funny. As in it will make you laugh unless you are a turd.

what's up, Black?

The frank-black show for tonight at the Black Cat got cancelled because their equiptment got stolen in Philadelphia. It sucked because I had found out they were doing 2.5 hour sets and playing 7-8 Pixies songs a night, out of a 36 song set. I was all stoked to see them and then I couldn't. It was probably good since I'm feeling sick now and all, but that don't mean my hopes weren't dashed. Trust me, they were. I beseech you, if you can, to listen to Frank Black's new album, "Dog in the sand", and also his second one "Teenager of the Year". If I made the rules for earth those would be two of my favorite cds.

Googley

i was feelin' all down today, thinking about how noone wants to hire me at their companies and noone wants to come read my blog page, so I decided to check out how many people were coming here and where they were coming from. I always hesitate to trust Geocities results because I figure most of the hits are from me, making sure the blogs get uploaded, but I guess there are at least 1-2 people out there who read regularly, and I salute you for that, but that's not what I'm talking about. The weird thing was, someone (0.05% of all hits actually) had gotten to my page from a google-search. What possible terms could anyone have entered to end up at my site? Maybe it was my use of "Steve Malkmus" in a paragraph title. That's all I can think of. Weird, man, weird.

Poke Man! Du-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh POKE MAN!

Erica and I saw the Pokemon 3 movie on Wednesday. It wasn't as sad as the first one, squirtle was totally absent, and the animation was better than previous efforts. I assume you've seen the other ones.

The rules of blogengagement

A good blog is short, witty, and to the point. You've got to keep people's attentions, you've got to throw in wacky statements followed by exclamation-points once in a while, and you have to have bizarre things to say that don't require too much effort to read. Drunk Blogs, Dream Blogs, short-bitching-blogs... These are all acceptable. Don't go into too much detail on what's going on in your life, don't go off on tangents that noone can follow, and don't say cryptic things in an effort to get people to try to communicate. Don't be needy. Looking back over the life of this blog in view of all of these things, I can honestly say this blog uses exclamation points, begrudgingly, on occassion. Yeah!!!!!!!

4/10/2001 09:25:00 AM
Dragon Slaying

NJ was totally fun. We played D+D for about half the time we were awake and spent the rest of the time hanging with Adam's brother's dogs. I've got pictures, but they came out bllurry. THey'll be posted in my pictures section real soon though, once my FTP program starts working again... The tolls to get there and back were insane, about $12 each way, with Delaware being a greedy lil' bastard of a state, for no good reason since it's such a tiny piece of crap. In closing, D+D and NJ was really fun, and die Delaware.

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