Screwdrivers
Orange juice and vodka(X7).
The evolution of my facial hair
I'm not even sure why, but every once in a while I get the motion to grow out my facial hair. Right now I'm on Day 5 of such an experiement, and that's the day when I shave off the neck hair and the cheek hair because it's far too scraggly to pass off as "missed" or "forgotten". When I go a day or two without shaving people think "Eh, he was just lazy." but when I go 3-4 says people think "Man he looks gross.". Day 5-6 is when people start asking "Are you growing a beard or something?" and that's where we are today. It's still not respectable, but it's not as disgusting as says 3 and 4. I'm trying to challenge myself to not shave until I releast eh Reduced Webpage on the world, but odds are I'll have a job interview before then and I'll have to curtail my valiant/misguided attempt at achieving maturity. Facial hair is considered a sign of masculinity. In spite of that, I sometimes grow it out. Go figure.
Welcome back Kevin
It almost sounds mean, but I'm happy in some ways, that Kevin and megan aren't dating anymore. It's drawn Kevin and I closer, and I like that. I guess I probably shouldn't say much more than that. I want Kevin to be happy, and while he may not be as happy now as he thinks he was with Megan, He seems happier to me in the times that we hang out. The fact that I'm writing it here is just a testament to my lack of social skills.
I strive for quality
I'd like to be the best person I can be. I'm no good with communication when it comes to how I feel, for many reasons. For one thing, I have trouble forming opinions because I try to see every side of every argument. I can't tell if that's big of me or just wimpy. it's certainly had ways of helping me and hurting me in my life. Noone likes to hear "Well I see your point, but have you considered this?". Lack of opinion is only good for psychiatrists and diplomats. On that note, I think I'd probably make a good psychiatrist or negotiator. I'm not so hot at talking to people on a personal level, but I can talk people through things, or so I think, because I am distanced from things. Being distanced isn't good though, because I end up being able to laugh at things that people think are horrible due to built-up defense mechanisms. I guess it's just my way of abstracting myself from situations. There's plenty of shitty shitty stuff in this world and I don't have time to cry about it all. I need to fix it though, that's my thing.
Hangover cures
Just like a cure for the hiccups, everyone has a cure for a hangover. My personal one is drinking two glasses of water and taking two aspirin, before you go to sleep. I've never had a problem with this method, but the kicker is that you have to do it before you go to bed, and usually you don;t feel much like taking preventative measures BEFORE you feel bad, only afterwards. Oh yeah, By the Way, I'm drunk.
Who am I?
Talking to people today, I got a number of answers as to what celebrities I look like, but I'd like to hear your input. In high school people said I looked like Dan Cortese (The Burger King "I Love THis Place!" guy), Some say I look like Tom Green some have compared me to Jon Stewart. My question is, what do you think? You came here to read about me anyways, so why not tell me who I look like? Help a brother out, will you?
I dislike figuring out how to spell the words inteligence and answers and friend. Good day to you Governor!
