Roll the dough
Well, it turns out that being employed DOES affect the frequency of my updates to this web-long, and for that I must apologize, or I would if I was sorry anyways. I mean, for all I know I'd be apologizing to some random person who picked me up on a search engine while looking for "auto repair in delaware". But, I can't get down on you for underappreciating a fine le\iterary work like this, because I'd be doing it in the very forum for which I am chiding you for not reading, thereby alienating the one group of people I wish the least harm upon. My sentences aren't coming together today. I beg your forgiveness, kind reader.
Joel S. Shaughnessy, Workplace Admin
My first week at work went over without a hitch. I didn't exactly try to 'look busy' but I didn't get very much done. Basically I was trying to get myself all into the system and get my email setup and get access to all of the programs, and while I waited for people to contact me I would draw up plans for Flash games and websites and read 2600 magazine. I did keep the 2600 under wraps, since I was working at a telecom place and the last thing you need when you start a job is to be branded as an evil evil hacker. So, reading the magazine and thinking about Flash stuff made me realize how little I know how to do with computers compared to how much I'd like to be able to do. I think I'd like to go back to school and concentrate on some Computer Application Programming, but that could also stem from me living with 2 people who are going to school this fall while I'll be sitting in an office all day. Allll day. I had my 10 months off, and now I've gotta dig myself out of the hole that I'm in. Maybe some large cola or fashion company will sponser Virtual Joel and I can live like a king from here on out. I'll add a refridgereator stocked up with delicious Yoohoo(tm) and add a "Drink a refreshing Chocolately Beveridge" button to the remote, it'll be perfect. What am I saying? I really dislike Yoohoo(tm). Faygo(tm) on the other hand, I could plug that all night. I used Yoohoo(tm) and Faygo(tm) because they seem the most desparate for any type of advertising and aren't likely to sue Virtual Joel Enterprises for slander. I'll write more when I think of it.
