Better late than Pregnant
I rolled into work today around 1030am, after spending hours in traffic and hours waiting to have some recall-work done on my car. Sitting in traffic is a time for introspection, a time for screaming, and a time for making up clever bumper-sticker ideas like "Blinkers: You paid for them, Use 'em!" and "No Blinker No Love" and "You knew that lane was ending, so why should I let you in front of me" which isn't really clever but it sure conveys my point. There's always the temptation to become one of the jerks, one of the hordes of people who ride up in the merge lane to the front of the line and sometimes have the audacity to pretend it's a total shock when their lane ends and they have to butt, cutt, and coconutt their way into the head of the pack. I think they're all jerks, but they're jerks who get to spend an extra 5-10 minutes at home with their loving families and not on the beltway where a single wave can make all the difference in my mood. I'm still good, I don't cut people off and I don't abuse the merge lane, but I've definitely become ruled by the road in far too many ways. I mean, look at how much I just wrote about it.
Anywho, I'll be leaving here later than usual tonight, hopefully long after all the other folk on the road have left and it'll be mine-all-mine.