8/25/2001 10:22:00 PM

Pukey Pukey Pukemon

ALright dudez, I'm just writing to let you know I'm alive and well here in downtown RIverdale, Maryland. Today I went tubin' (or toobin' accoring to the video game of the same name) down the potomac river. When I was young I called the Potomac the "potato Mac" and my parents laughed about it for years. They still mock me for it, but I suppose that's cool. We tubed, drank some Bacardi 151 spiked cola and got a wee bit too drunk to care about things like hitting rocks and the like. I came home with some bangs and scratches and a second kneecap on my right leg which I didn't really need. It was all swollen up in all the wrong places and it really wasn't too easy on the eyes, but I'm pretty sure it has gone down a bit, so there's no use complaining about it anymore. Trust me, I complained plenty when I discovered it. There's something unnerving about getting drunk in the middle of the day then coming down off it at your house alone watching tv and going online. I didn't say I didn't like it, only that it was unnerving.

Family Matters: Did I do that?

GInna, my good friend from high-school, has come up with her own addition to the weblog environment, and while it's only just getting started and she's really only written one personable entry, I thought I'd let the world. know and I'd add her to my links list, because lord knows noone else on my links list has updated their shit in the last month or so. I really want to update my format here and make the webpage springtime fresh for the 2-3 people who check this pretty regularly. I think they've earned it and I know I have.

Here's where I beg for input on this one-sided crapfest

I'd like someone to write me and let me know what I can do to make this whole page better. I'll be unemployed in a week and that means I may find the time to actually work on this, so I'd like some input. Email me for lord's sake. Look what you've REDUCED me to... I'm using the word 'lord' TWICE in this entry. Notice that the important words in this entry are all capitalized. Belee-dat. Write me.

User: Boney

8/23/2001 02:40:00 PM

Break the golden rule Days...

Being at a Job when you know you're leaving soon is sortof like being in grade school waiting as the days creep along to summer. This job is over in about a week, and the days just seem to hang around like unwelcome guests at the party, eating my food, doing Keg-Stands, breaking my darts, and staying around way too long. I'm anxious to be done with this place and on to new horizons. If I had to name one thing that I'll miss most about this place, it would have to be the money. The people are good too, but the money's there for me when the nights are cold and lonely. I still don't have a solid future plan for securing more money. That's still alright with me.

Customer Service goes the way of the Buffalo

I'm in the middle of a slow, boring, battle with UHaul over a $40 charge they assesed when I returned their truck. The manager, MELVIN treated me like a sneak trying to steal $40 directly from him. MELVIN says things like "Can I finish? Can I Finish?" and "You're changing your story again!". It's aggrivating because I've been asking questions and trying to figure out what happened and he's been confrontational in his response. So, I last talked to him 3 weeks ago an he wanted me to fax him my documents, which I did, and never heard from him. I tried numerous times, but only when I went online and filed a complaint with the customer service department did I get any response and they sent MELVIN calling my HOME and harassing Erica who gave him my number at work, which he didn't call. I am currently awaiting reply to another fax and phone message.

Screw it

Called him again, talked to him on his cell-phone. He said he'd never received the faxes and only a few of the phone messages. He said he hadn't checked the fax machine in 3-4 days. He said the customer service people were on him to take care of this, so he'd probably end up returning my $40. The moral of the story? File a complaint. Regardless, all of this hassle was hardly worth $40, but at least I took care of it while at work?

User: Boney

8/21/2001 09:25:00 AM

When you embarass you make an embar out of ass

So, this weekend was some triple-diamond-hot-junk, or that's how you would describe it had you been there living it, which I, in fact, was. PARty at Kevin's on Friday night was smooth as silk. Metro-ed there and back with Adam and Jen, making the most of public transportation. I was chastised by A+J because I made an "over-the-line" vulgar joke on the way home, but there's really nothing wrong with that is there? There sure shouldn't be considering how many times I would come home to find Adam and Jen had put some new horribly disgusting porny-pic saved as the wallpaper on my computer. I learned it from watching them.

Nut n' butt peaks

AS fun as the party was, and as good as it was to see lots of acquaintances and friends from around the way, I'd put the pinnacle of the weekend on Saturday night when Kevin, James Fungomery, and I relived a famous night from Fox Hunt lanes in Orlando by getting drizzle on Blackberry Brandy and screaming and dancing along with the first two weezer albums, and Beck's Midnite Vultures. Those 3 albums are the ultimate party albums, and anyone who thinks differently is not only wrong, but they need to watch the 11-minutes of video footage that Gleen taped of us. I haven't seen it yet, but I do know that it shows me pulling my shirt over my head and showing off the chest hair, and if that doesn't spell out ULTIMATE PARTY for you then you need to go back to grammar school. Word. If anyone knows where the party pics from Fox Hunt are, let me know, and I'll be getting the new ones developed too. Word.

The triple Pronged ATTACK

To top it all off, last night Brent and Amanda came into town and we had a cookout in the backyard and and had some wine and played croquet with the downstairs neighbors and Adam and Jen and Dave and Kevin and Gleen. THe game disintegrated as we progressed to the dark side of the lawn where we need to install some light fixtures, but everyone was in good spirits and having fun. To top all of THAT off, ERica gets back tonight and we're going out to dinner together. My life rules. If anyone can top this life, get your own TV-show because lord knows I deserve one about now.

User: Boney

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