Wedding Bells are Stinging
I went to my cousin's wedding over the weekend and it was great fun, as weddings usually are. I always think of whether I would want a wedding or not, as I'm not one for formalities, but I figure that a wedding can be a good thing, if done the right way. For me, the right way would be a rock opera that I write and star in with my blushing bride. What better way to announce your undying love for someone to the world than by acting out a dramatic musical in which the two of you save the-earth/eachother/some-treasured-icon-like-the-statue-of-liberty. P{lus there'll be plenty of wailing guitar solos and sing-a-long choruses, and if I'm lucky, I'll start a trend and everyone will be having their wedding using my rock-opera and I'll be busy getting married every night on Broadway.
Galactic Battle Burger
If I play my cards right I could turn it into a big business. People can always go to Vegas and get Elvis to have them hitched, but how about a swashbuckling pirate wedding or a medieval fantasy realm one or an inter-galactic Space battle? Sure, there's Medieval Times, but that's a bunch of strangers and you don't get married. This would be like that, but your whole famdamily would be there and you would be the star and you'd sing songs about doing good deeds and shooting bad guys. I need to start writing my masterpiece. It's going to be amazing. There will be pyrotechnics. What good is a promise of eternal companionship and support without the appropriate shower of colored sparks to symbolically fuse the union? Priest; maybe. Pipe-Organ; Sure, but the real necessity is fire. I'm going to get to work on mine, You'll get your invitation once I'm done.
