4/03/2002 10:52:00 PM

WHA?!??!?
Holy crap!

It's the day everyone dreads... The day your Mom turns up in the Onion. I must say, It's probably one of the tamer articles she could have wound up int, and it's certainly not one of the funny ones you'd actually show to people, but sure enough, my Mom is in this week's Onion.

Here it is reprinted. They took my mom's name, I can reprint it, that's legal, right?

"Loft Discussed At Loft Party

CHICAGO— Guests at David and Jill Holman's loft party last Saturday spent the bulk of the four-hour affair discussing various aspects of the loft, including its location, square footage, rent, division of space, acoustics, and previous use. "So it's not too cold in the winter?" guest Gail Shaughnessy asked at the two-hour mark of the loft-centric gathering. "It seems like heating bills would be a lot with the high ceiling."

They must've drugged her. I don't know how she ended up in Chicago. I need to have a talk with her.

User: Boney

4/02/2002 05:44:00 PM

Pika-Free in '03

YEsterday was the big day! 100 days after purchase and activation, I finally got the Pikachu virtual pet to congratulate me on taking 1-million steps. The Pika is a pedometer, and counts your steps, but probably half of what was on that pika was just from me shaking the thing as I drove around for work. We had 2 previous pikachus whose batteries died before making it this far, but last night Pikachu held up a sign saying "Congratulations! 1,000,000!" and played a brand-new alarm song over and over, and that made it all worth while. No longer do I have to make sure my shirt isn't riding up to show the twin pikachu virtual pets strapped to my belt while I'm at work. I can now walk around a free man, free from the tyranny of Pikachu. It's a beautiful world. For me.

My Own April Fools

The only reason I know that it was April Fool's day yesterday is because, while I was waiting for the 11pm episode of Star Trek: TNG to come on, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin pulled an April Fool's joke on the head of the WWF by pulling out of Smackdown at the last minute so he could be in RAW. He then slammed the guy on the canvas. It was intense. Noone else that I knew did anything for the 'holiday' except all of the fools in college park and their rioting over basketball. One more reason for me to dislike sports I guess.

User: Boney

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